Pirate-izing Hollywood's Biggest Stars

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We've loved Johnny Depp since he strapped on his scissorhands, but never so much as we did the first time he lined his eyes, braided his beard and swaggered across the high seas as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Since Depp's transformation just made a great man greater, we wondered what a little piracy could do for our other favorites.

Luckily, we have that power.

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Captain Angelina Jolie

Captain Reese Witherspoon

Captain Robert Pattinson

Captain Natalie Portman

Captain Robert Downey Jr.

Captain Anne Hathaway

Captain George Clooney

Originally published May 11, 2011.