At first glance, Conan the Barbarian and Conan O'Brien don't seem to have much in common.
One's a fearless warlord from the movie "Conan the Barbarian," starring "Game of Thrones" hunk Jason Momoa. The other's a red-haired funnyman with a talk show. One's got muscles. One's, um, "lanky."
But let's not be too hasty here. They do have the same first name. And... that's about it. But it's enough for us, dammit.
Feast your eyes on our re-imagining of "Conan the Barbarian" starring the true Conan, one who might slay his enemies not with a sword, but with his quick tongue and ruthless coffee mug. And since we couldn't quite picture this wondrous movie ourselves, we turned to our old pal Old Red Jalopy for help.
Why, Conan -- have you been working out?