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If you have the bad sense to be standing between Jason Statham and something he desires, you best get out of the way. He's a man of endless passion and powerful needs. And he won't even think twice about going FULL OUT STATHAM on your ass.
A viral video making the rounds has brilliantly envisioned the ramifications of an all-too-possible scenario in which Statham can't get his bone-crushing man-hands on a copy of the highly anticipated video game "World of Warcraft: Cataclysm."
The result, depicted in this mock trailer (cleverly stitched together out of shots from the preview for his upcoming film "The Mechanic," out Jan. 28), is that he of course goes FULL OUT STATHAM on everybody's asses. The raw man-energy generated is more powerful than your puny minds can grasp.