"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive... You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

This quote is from David Fincher's "Fight Club." Maybe the folks in Bollywood missed the subtext. Maybe they thought the film's writer actually believes the world should be "all-singing, all-dancing."

And after seeing this trailer for Bollywood remake "Fight Club: Members Only," we have to wonder if maybe they were right.

Don't get us wrong, we love the original "Fight Club," but "Members Only" has three things the original lacks: brick punching, wood punching and "the left hand rule."

And if this YouTube video is from the same film, "Fight Club: Members Only" also has a cat fight with lots of kidney kicks.