Michael Bay, that fine auteur filmmaker responsible for such subtle art-house gems as "The Rock," "Armageddon" and the "Transformers" franchise, has never been shy about his love of explosions, guns and fighter jets.
Now, you can emulate Bay's style with The Michael Bayifier, a new site that lets you upload any picture and add weapons, sports cars, explosions and, naturally, Shia LaBeouf.
The site gives you pre-loaded pictures such as a group of kittens and Alcatraz, but that sort of defeats the purpose. For maximum irony, upload a pic of Bay himself, add some guns and bombs and pretend you're on the set of "Transformers 3."
In the meantime, here's an iPhone photo of the NextMovie staff, BAYIFIED: