Check This: Stay Puft Marshmallows Finally Arrive

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How has this not existed before now?

It's been more than 25 years since the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man plundered and ravaged Manhattan in "Ghostbusters." Now, the most sugar-filled collectible you'll ever own is on sale in the form of Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows.

Yes. Caffeinated.

These are being promoted as "licensed collectibles" for the geek set, but even if you're not looking to sell these on eBay five years from now, the rubbery box is still a sweet, reusable flashback to when the scariest thing you had to worry about was a giant marshmallow.

Each marshmallow contains 100 milligrams of caffeine – more than a can of Red Bull – providing enough energy for that "Extreme Ghostbusters" marathon you keep talking about.