And now, a playlet in which the dialogue is composed entirely of 2012 movie titles.
[A guy and his girlfriend are driving around in his car.]
GIRL: "Casa de mi padre."
GUY: The cabin in the woods?
GIRL: Hope springs...
[They drive toward her neighborhood.]
GIRL: 21 Jump Street.
GUY: This is 40...
[They see someone in the window of the house and squint to look closer.]
GIRL: The queen of Versailles??
GIRL: The woman in black?!
GIRL: Hit and run!
[But before Guy can pull away from the curb, Girl's parents have spotted them and come outside.]
FATHER: Lovely Molly!
[They get out of the car. Girl hugs her parents; Guy shakes their hands.]
FATHER: The five-year engagement...
GUY: Here comes the boom.
FATHER: Playing for keeps?
GIRL: [whispering] Man on a ledge...
[They all go inside, where it turns out many of the Girl's other family members are gathered.]
GUY: The lucky one.
FATHER: [rolling his eyes] Liberal arts.
MOTHER: The odd life of Timothy Green!
GUY: [gesturing at unmentioned young boy] The kid with a bike?
FATHER: The imposter.
MOTHER: The paperboy.
[The Paperboy commences his duties as DJ for the family gathering, puts on some Def Leppard.]
FATHER: [satisfied] Pitch perfect!
[Girl's sister sidles up to Guy, clearly very drunk.]
GIRL'S SISTER: For a good time, call--
GIRL'S SISTER: [as she leaves] Bully!
[Meteor falls from sky, hits Earth, kills all. The end.]