The 100 Worst Movie Titles Ever

There are some great movie titles in the annals of film history: "Casablanca," "Citizen Kane," "Inglourious Basterds" ... "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure." But they can't all be winners. For every "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," there's a "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo." And for every "Skyfall," there's a "Quantum of Solace."

What in God's name is a quantum of solace???

Ignoring the deliberately bad titles of B-movies -- who are we to judge the glorious absurdity of "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies" -- we've compiled a list of 100 heinous-title offenders, in descending order of horribleness.

100 - "Trouble With the Curve"

99 - "Crazy, Stupid, Love."

98 - "That Was Then… This Is Now"

97 - "eXistenZ"

96 - "Star Trek Into Darkness"

95 - "The Pianist"

94 - "Prêt-à-Porter"

93 - "The Shawshank Redemption"

92 - "Seeking Justice"

91 - "Operation Dumbo Drop"

90 - "Matchstick Men"

89 - "Bounce"

88 - "Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace"

87 - "Martha Marcy May Marlene"

86 - "Failure to Launch"

85 - "I Love Trouble"

84 - "The World Is Not Enough"

83 - "We Bought a Zoo"

82 - "Teaching Mrs. Tingle"

81 - "The Hudsucker Proxy"

80 - "Soul Plane"

79 - "Pokemon: The Movie 2000"

78 - "Someday This Pain Will Be Useful To You"

77 - "Lullaby For Pi"

76 - "V.I Warshawski"

75 - "Cowboys & Aliens"

74 - "Friday After Next"

73 - "Live Free or Die Hard"

72 - "So I Married an Ax Murderer"

71 - "High School Musical"

70 - "Leonard Part 6"

69 - "Chasing Mavericks"

68 - "The Constant Gardener"

67 - "Little Fockers"

66 - "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"

65 - "The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas"

64 - "How Do You Know"

63 - " I Don't Know How She Does It"

62 - "Any Which Way You Can"

61 - "Riding in Cars with Boys"

60 - "Blackenstein"

59 - "Don’t Tell Mom, The Babysitter’s Dead"

58 - "Baby Geniuses"

57 - "The Family Stone"

56 - "The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep"

55 - "The Day After Tomorrow"

54 - "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot"

53 - "Up Close and Personal"

52 - "K-19: The Widowmaker"

51 - "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"

50 - "Gigli"

49 - "Honey I Shrunk the Kids"

48 - "How the West Was Fun"

47 - "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo"

46 - "Herbie: Fully Loaded"

45 - "C.H.U.D."

44 - "Angels in the Outfield"

43 - "The Men Who Stare at Goats"

42 - "Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?"

41 - "You Don't Mess With the Zohan"

40 - "The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain"

39 - "No"

38 - "O"

37 - "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole"

36 - "Are We Done Yet?"

35 - "I ♥ Huckabees"

34 - "Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd"

33 - "Dreamer: Inspired By a True Story"

32 - "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar"

31 - "Zzyzx Road"

30 - "Octopussy"

29 - "Drop Dead Fred"

28 - "Quantum of Solace"

27 - "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"

26 - "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"

25 - "My Left Foot"

24 - "Who's Your Caddy"

23 - "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"

22- "Shark Boy and Lava Girl"

21- "Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx"

20 - "From Justin to Kelly"

19 - "Surfer, Dude"

18 - "Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer"

17 - "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

16 - "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life"

15 - "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector"

14 - "Dr. T and the Women"

13 - "Phfft!"

12 - "The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood"

11 - "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous"

10 - "The Hottie and the Nottie"

9 - "Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties"

8 - "8 Heads in a Duffle Bag"

7 - " 2 Fast, 2 Furious"

6 - "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked"

5 - "F.A.R.T: The Movie"

4 - "Lucky Number Slevin"

3 - "Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel"

2 - "Freddy Got Fingered"

1 - "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever"