10 Patrick Bateman-Approved Business Cards for Movie Characters

David Van Patten: [re: business card] Good coloring.

Patrick Bateman: That's 'Bone.'

If you remember from "American Psycho," a business card isn't just something you hand out to potential contacts (or murder victims) at meetings and parties. It's an art form that shouldn't be taken lightly. A good business card is, indeed, a matter of life and death.

In keeping with Patrick Bateman's rather, er, intense point of view on the subject, we've conjured some business cards for ten movie characters that would make even the murderous Huey Lewis and the News fan himself rather proud (or at least satisfied). Look them up below, courtesy of Old Red Jalopy.

Ron Burgundy's business card by Old Red Jalopy

The Driver's business card by Old Red Jalopy

John McClane business card by Old Red Jalopy

Oda Mae Brown's business card by Old Red Jalopy

Peter Venkman's business card by Old Red Jalopy

Sweeney Todd's business card by Old Red Jalopy

Prince Akeem's business card by Old Red Jalopy

Seneca Crane's business card by Old Red Jalopy

Jerry Maguire business card by Old Red Jalopy

Travis Bickle's business card by Old Red Jalopy