So I guess I should delete Kim's Fairytale Wedding now. It's still on my DVR.
E! is similarly scrambling to replace its billionth reruns of the two-part wedding extravaganza on its schedule. As someone who has been home watching TV for the past two months, I can confirm that E! exclusively runs Kardashian marathons and reruns of the movie Titanic. So this leaves an iceberg-sized hole in its programming schedule.
Meantime, rumors abound the day after news of the divorce broke that the whole wedding was a sham, an arranged marriage for profit and reality TV, and that Kim and Kris never loved each other.
So what douchebag athlete will she date next?
"Momager" Kris Jenner will be on Today Wednesday to tell all.