Bethenny Frankel Wipes Her Ass With $1 Bills

And to think, just a few years ago she was broke and trying to hawk her BethennyBakes healthy muffins on The Real Housewives Of New York City.

The housewife-turned-mogul wised up, dumped the Housewives, and became a millionaire when she focused her efforts on selling liquor. Her Skinnygirl Margarita sold for a reported $100 million and landed her on the cover of Forbes. And she landed a man, popped out a baby and has her own reality show to boot.

Now Bethenny’s yukking it up with Jay Leno and Kevin Bacon on late night, where she joked to Jay how she’s adjusting to her newfound wealth. (Turns out using dollar bills as toilet paper can be a bit abrasive.) She who laughs last, Jill Zarin! Cheers!