VIDEO: Simon van Kempen Debuts Single About Real Housewives

This can't be worse than Kim Zolciak's "Google Me," can it?

More importantly, the red leather pants are back. Please enjoy the musical stylings of the Real Housewives of New York house-husband with the least amount of self-awareness, Simon van Kempen. Sample lyric:

"When wives attack behind my back / They trash me on their Twitter"

Yes, the single "I Am Real" is actually about his experience filming a reality show. Enjoy!