Charlie Sheen: 85% Chance Of Returning To Two And A Half Men

And 100% delusional?

Charlie Sheen is in Boston on his Violent Torpedo or whatever tour, and he stopped by a local radio show late last night -- danger, Charlie Sheen, danger! -- to discuss his apparent future with Two And A Half Men. Right.

According to Sheen, he's been in discussions with CBS and there is an 85% probability that he will be coming back to the sitcom by August.

"There've been discussions, but I was asked not to divulge anything," he said.

Let's take this with a giant grain of salt considering that Sheen lives in a fantasy world in which people pay actual money to see him ramble on about winning, tiger's blood, goddesses et al.

Oh, wait.