Bachelor Split: Jake Pavelka Dumps Vienna Girardi

Is it too late for Jake Pavelka to join the cast of Bachelor Pad?

Just kidding!! Please ABC, don't get any ideas.

The most recent Bachelor has ended his brief engagement to his controversial pick, Vienna Girardi, reportedly because he suspected her of cheating.

But Vienna blames the split on Jake's fame-mongering ways, claiming he was always leaving her to do interviews and photo shoots.

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And we thought the tacky reality couple were MFEO (made for each other).

At least now we won't have to watch them get married in a two-hour special on ABC.