Real Housewives of New Jersey Sex Tape Scandal

The most shocking thing about the Danielle Staub sex tape scandal is that another Real Housewife didn't beat her to the punch.

Yes, the first sex tape from a member of Bravo's Real Housewives franchise is expected to hit the web as early as Thursday, according to TMZ. TMZ has photos of New Jersey housewife Staub, 47, posing topless with a video camera. Buyer beware.

Hustler plans to release the 75-minute video either this week or Monday, according to reports. The tape was reportedly shot last fall, after Staub appeared on the first season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

The question is, does anyone want to see this crazy nutjob (and mother of two) having sex?! We can barely stomach her fully clothed on Housewives.