New Housewife Joins Real Housewives of Orange County

Yet another housewife is joining the cast of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County. Please, for the love of Anderson Cooper, let it be NeNe!

But sadly, no. The new addition is Lynne Curtin, described in Bravo press materials as "a sexy, stay-at-home mother of two teenage girls." Is there any other kind in Orange County?

At least Curtin is a brunette. (Diversity!) She's a former gymnast, doesn't like to say no to her kids and has a strong jaw.

Honestly, this cast is getting so boring. The storylines never change: Tamra gets Botox. Lauri loves George. Vicki squawks. Jeana shrugs. Gretchen just looks like a Barbie Doll who wandered into the wrong reality show. Shouldn't she be on The Bachelor?

Curtin and her husband, Frank, will make their debut in the Dec. 16 episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County.