Catching Up on Hollywood Pregnancy Rumors

At this point, everyone in Hollywood is always pregnant all of the time. I'm so tired of writing about people being supposedly pregnant because they put on a couple of pounds. But here's the latest:

Mariah Carey is supposedly pregnant with Nick Cannon's kid, because she canceled plans for a tour. Rumor has it that she'd already hired costume designers and dancers, who were devastated to be laid off in this economy.

Abbie Cornish is rumored to be pregnant with Ryan Phillippe's kiddo, because she's put on weight and went home to Australia.

Katie Price and Peter Andre are reported to be expecting another ... just because. I can't bring myself to care about these two, no matter how hard I try.

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