Paris Hilton burgled! It sounds a little dirty, but it's true.
A man in a hooded sweatshirt broke in to Paris Hilton's home in the Hollywood Hills and stole a bunch of stuff. Hey, has anyone seen that guy from 8-Mile around?
Police are investigating the theft, which happened at about 5 a.m. Friday. The thief ransacked Paris' bedroom, and the Los Angeles Times is reporting that $2 million worth of jewels was taken. Police will officially say only that the thief "took unknown property and fled."
Paris wasn't home at the time. At least she has a new MTV-approved "BFF" to call for comfort. First she breaks up with her boyfriend, and now this. Merry Christmas, Paris!
Meanwhile, keep your eye on eBay for suspicious Paris-related mementos in weeks to come.