Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have "eloped" in Mexico, if by "eloped" you mean "meticulously photographed every moment for the eventual sale of the photos to Us Weekly."
I kind of refuse to believe that these two voluntarily opted against televising their ceremony. My guess is that MTV wouldn't pay them what they were asking and had them locked into a TV contract, so they said "eff it" and "eloped" and sold the pics exclusively.
Us Weekly pics are here.
Heidi's 22 and Spencer is 25. This thing will last FOREVER, I'm sure of it. At least, it will last until the messy, messy divorce, for which I am so psyched.
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.