Britney's New Album Has a Release Date!

Ooooh, I know I shouldn't be this excited about this, BUT I AM!

Britney Spears' new album, Circus, will hit stores on December 2, which is Britney's birthday. Luckily for me, it's also my father's birthday, which makes it easier for me to remember to call him. It's, like, my college boyfriend's birthday is the same day that one of my best friends got a boob job a few years back. So, every year on that day, I call my girlfriend to wish the twins a happy birthday. And then I'm like, "Oh, I have someone else to call today," and that's how I remember to call Jeremy to wish him a happy birthday, too. When I wake up on the morning of December 2 every year, I'm like, "Britney's birthday!!!!" and then I'm like, "Hmmm, and there's someone else, too," and that's how I remember to call my dad. It's all about priorities, people.

Anyway, the first single will be called "Womanizer," although there's no word yet on when we might hear it.

Oh, Britster!!!!

I hope this is a REAL comeback for you, baby!!!!

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