Fresh Idea: G.I. Joe and Transformers - The Movie!

Here at Film.com (especially within the Big Hitter sub-department) we're constantly striving to bring you fresh ideas and clever takes on all things cinematical (except the website). In this case we've got something clever AND fresh. Then, once your head hurts from that, we'll bring it all back to good with a lewd video below. It's going to be a rollicking good time. Ready?

So then, my idea for the day is a Transformers vs. G.I. Joe movie. It happened all the time in the comics, and they are currently working on Transformers 2: This Time More Robots, Promise while G.I. Joe comes out next August. So I'd say the well is primed. We're ready. Give us Megatron vs. Duke and Optimus Prime vs. Cobra Commander. It's a can't miss proposition. If you combine Sienna Miller with Shia good things are bound to happen. You heard it here first.

Now then, I promised you some lewd video and I aim to please. Please enjoy Jack Black's genius portrayal of Benjamin Franklin in "Drunk History."

Note: tons of cursing here. Viewer discretion IS advised.