It's rumor time! Again! Here, the latest round of names being bandied about the Internet as potential contestants on the upcoming season of ABC's Dancing With The Stars:
1. Toni Braxton, an R&B singer famous in the '90s for her ridiculous abs, skimpy outfits and songs like "Another Sad Love Song" and "Unbreak My Heart." She eventually went bankrupt and most recently starred in a Vegas show at the Flamingo hotel before pulling out due to heart complications, which may or may not be related to her heart being unbroken. Hey, at least she'd be comfortable with the flashy, barely-there dancing outfits.
2. Florence Henderson, the erstwhile Mrs. Brady, who seems to have gotten more controversial with age. She recently caused a bit of a kerfuffle after telling reporters that her TV son, Christopher Knight, was "forced" to marry Adrienne Curry on VH1's reality show My Fair Brady. Because we all know how much men hate being shackled to tall, skinny models half their age.
3. Lance Bass, the former boy bander who lately is best known for dating reality TV stars and occasionally popping up on his pal Kathy Griffin's show. We know the boy can dance; the only question is: Will he partner with a girl or a boy? Discuss.
4. Ty Murray, a cowboy best known for being married to Jewel; and Dan Marino, the former NFL quarterback who nay or may not be the next Emmitt Smith. And that's about all I have to say about that.
The official list of dancing fools will be revealed on ABC's Good Morning America on Aug. 25.