Britney Preparing New Album

OMG, I love that Britney Spears is totally back in full force. I know -- I just know -- that she is going to finally make the spectacular comeback I so desperately wanted to see from her last year.

Superproducer Rodney Jerkins reveals that he is currently in the studio with Britney, recording tracks for a new album that's planned for an early 2009 release.

Says Jerkins: “I’m trying to reinvent her and myself. [The new sound is] very dancey, really uptempo, in the clubs, real aggressive, and catchy.”

Uh ... I'm not quite sure how that's a reinvention of Britney. Because the last few albums she released were jam-packed with easy-listening acoustic ballads. It's all been very piano-driven.

But whatever! I just want to see Brit-Brit back doing what she does best!

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