The 90210 "Spin Off": Don't Get Your Hopes Up

You can watch the Meet & Greet teaser released by the CW here.


Look: When you have to run promos of your show that literally describe it as "cooler, sexier, and more provocative," you’ve already lost. "Every character has a secret" and "nothing is what it seems"? These are things you should seamlessly hint at, folks, that should be shown in a teaser, rather than explicitly stated.

You people can’t even put together a watchable teaser! I gave up after the first minute!

This show is gonna suuuuuuuuuck, mark my words.

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it doesn’t make it through a single season.

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