Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller to Marry Tonight

At least, that's what the NY Post is reporting. And I really couldn't care less, except apparently Denise Richards knows all about it, since her girls are part of the wedding, and a source says that "she may even crash the event with a camera crew."

Oh, man. That would be amazing.

Also, Brooke is reportedly already pregnant, although of course no one will confirm that.

Pregnancy before marriage: so hot right now.

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