Melissa Joan Hart to Star in Potty Training Video

Dude, how awesome would it be if this video was about potty training Melissa Joan Hart?

And they could market it to those fetishists who are all about getting crapped on?

Please, please, please someone do that spoof.

Nah, the actress is going to star in a potty training DVD for Kimberly-Clark, the makers of Pull-Ups training pants. Kimberly-Clark will be distributing the DVD for June Potty Training Awareness Month (????) and inviting people to follow Melissa's progress in potty training son Mason through an online journal and video diary at Pull-Ups.com.

"When Mason first showed signs that he was ready to use the potty, my husband and I were really excited and -- more than anything -- proud," Hart said in a statement. "Potty training is one of the first times I'll be able to act as a teacher to my son, and that adds a little pressure. I've teamed up with the Pull-Ups brand to share my experience and learn from their expertise and resources, which I hope will inspire other parents and let them know they aren't alone if they have questions."

Hey, remember when Melissa Joan Hart was a famous actress?

Yeah, me neither.



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