Brangelina Purchase French Estate

Word on the street is that Brad and Angie have plunked down a cool $60 mil to purchase an estate in the south of France.

Sixty million dollars!!!!

That is a LOT of dollars, people!!!

It's a 1,000-acre estate with 35 bedrooms, a vineyard, lake, forest and moat.

Thirty-five bedrooms???? Jesus, how many kids are they planning to have???

Also: I would kill for a house with a moat. It's what I always dreamed of. When I built sandcastles as a kid, they had to have a moat. Moats are so cool. I wonder if Brad and Angelina will let me go swimming in their moat. Or maybe it'll have evil sting rays to keep out the paparazzi.

"It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence," says a source. "And it's absolutely unbelievable. Brad and Angelina are thrilled, they love the place and have already been furniture shopping to fill the place as it's massive. They've already spent almost another million on furniture and the whole family can't wait to move in."

Oh, I want their life.

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