Babies for Nicole AND Christina This Weekend

Man, looks like I'm not going anywhere this weekend. I'm just gonna sit at my computer and wait for someone to post some killer shots of a baby coming out of Nicole Richie's vagina. And then one of a little head emerging from Christina's tummy. Seriously, some photo agency better have a man at Cedars-Sinai in scrubs with a camera, sitting in that delivery room snapping away. We need those pics!!!

Christina is at Cedars-Sinai getting ready to give birth. She reportedly has a C-section scheduled for some point this weekend. Meanwhile, Nicole Richie checked into the same hospital late last night, and her fiance/babydaddy Joel Madden was just overhead in the waiting room telling people she was getting ready to start pushing!

When Christina hears that Nicole's popping her kiddo out today, I wonder if she'll reschedule her C-section!



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