Man, looks like I'm not going anywhere this weekend. I'm just gonna sit at my computer and wait for someone to post some killer shots of a baby coming out of Nicole Richie's vagina. And then one of a little head emerging from Christina's tummy. Seriously, some photo agency better have a man at Cedars-Sinai in scrubs with a camera, sitting in that delivery room snapping away. We need those pics!!!
Christina is at Cedars-Sinai getting ready to give birth. She reportedly has a C-section scheduled for some point this weekend. Meanwhile, Nicole Richie checked into the same hospital late last night, and her fiance/babydaddy Joel Madden was just overhead in the waiting room telling people she was getting ready to start pushing!
When Christina hears that Nicole's popping her kiddo out today, I wonder if she'll reschedule her C-section!
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.