Five Women Sexier than Charlize Theron

This week, Esquire magazine named Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Now, she's not exactly repulsive, but, frankly, she's not really my type. So, because my opinion is more important than anyone else's, I've made a list of five (alive) women sexier than Charlize Theron.

Megan Fox1. Megan Fox

This 21-year-old hottie turned heads big time when she hit the big time with Transformers. I can't really comment on her acting skills -- I never even considered seeing the film -- but I remember my jaw dropping when I looked through her red carpet photos. She's strikingly beautiful, and she knows how to work it. She's also got a super cool tattoo on her shoulder blade: "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies," a Shakespeare shout-out. Now that's something you'll never see out of Paris Hilton. (Check out Megan's Gallery Here!)

Hayden Panettiere2. Hayden Panettiere

What? She's 18 now, so we're allowed to call her sexy if we want to. Personally, I like Hayden because she's got a little meat on her bones. She's by no means chubby, but she's not your typical super-skinny starlet. Her legs just look remarkably -- grabbable. (What? She's 18 now, people!) And she doesn't feel obliged to give the media a barrage of quotes about how she's "comfortable with the body of a real woman," she just shows up and looks awesome. Plus, she just broke up with her boyfriend, Laguna Beach's resident loser, Stephen Colletti, so she's single and ready to mingle. (Check out Hayden's Gallery Here!)

Jaslene Gonzalez3. Jaslene Gonzalez
Okay, so this one's a little out of left field, but, if you read my blog, you know I have a huge girl crush on Jaslene. If you haven't heard of her, it's probably because you're male, and you don't watch America's Next Top Model, which she won last cycle. She's ANTM's first Latina winner, and she's got that whole exotic, angular thing going on. She recently signed on as the spokeswoman for Liz Claiborne's campaign to fight domestic abuse, a concern close to home for her. Using your reality-TV powers for good? Very sexy. (Check out Jaslene's Gallery Here!)

Mena Suvari4. Mena Suvari
You remember Mena as the teenage sexpot from American Beauty, but she's grown into an equally sexy woman who continues to take on challenging roles. She recently chopped off her hair for a role, and, rather than immediately getting a wig or a weave, she pulled a Demi Moore and just decided to rock the new look. She dyed it blonde and got in front of the camera as often as possible, reminding a new generation of men that chicks with short hair can be hot, too. (Check out Mena's Gallery Here!)

Vanessa Hudgens5. Vanessa Hudgens
As anyone who caught her brief foray into amateur pornography knows, this 18-year-old brings a lot more to the sexiness table than her High School Musical character would condone. But rather than make pouty faces for the camera in the wake of her scandal, Vanessa put on a smile and threw herself into the paparazzi's eye in a positive way, attending a wide range of charity functions and working hard on her upcoming album. Now that's sexy! (Check out Vanessa's Gallery Here!)