The Juice is Not Loose

I just can't tell you guys how delighted I am with this. After O.J. Simpson -- who killed his wife and her boyfriend -- was declared innocent on criminal charges of killing his wife and her boyfriend, it looks like he may be spending the rest of his natural life in jail for a botched burglary attempt. The Gods must be crazy!

Simpson was arrested by Las Vegas police on Sunday, saying he was part of an armed group who burst into a Las Vegas hotel room and stole sports-related memorabilia. A judge ordered him to be held without bail.

Simpson was at the Clark County Detention Center on Sunday night for booking on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit a crime and burglary with a firearm, police said. The district attorney, meanwhile, said he expected Simpson to ultimately be charged with seven felonies and one gross misdemeanor.

If convicted of the booking charges, Simpson would face up to 30 years in state prison on each robbery count alone.

“He is facing a lot of time,” said Clark County District Attorney David Roger.

I just love it. The guy gets away with murder, and then he pulls some stupid crap like this? Put him away for a long, long time, Clark County. Do it for all of us.

The Evil Beet

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