During her interview with Diane Sawyer on Tuesday, Nicole Richie finally confirmed that she's pregnant.
"Yes, I am. We are. I'm almost four months," she told Diane. "I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong."
Okay, okay, she said that last part about her recent DUI, but I just think it's funnier if you apply it to having sex with Joel Madden. She continues to say that "if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately, I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult."
Whatever, Nicole, no one's even that impressed with your antics anymore. So you popped some Vicodin and got confused about an L.A. freeway on-ramp. I do that at least daily. Lindsay Lohan kidnapped people. You girls need to step up your game, stat. I'm thinking some manner of drug-smuggling ring involving single-mother, illegal immigrants. Who you kidnapped.
The interview with Diane will air on ABC on Thursday and Friday.
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