Clip It Bitches!

Tonight's show was interesting. It was definitely better than Sunday's show that's for sure. But CBS, if you're listening, could you please stop spending so much time on recaps? Kthanks.

Tonight's show definitely definitely favored one player - the organ player. I don't think I could have laughed any harder than I did when I heard that organ music pipe up after it was decided that Jameka would be playing for Jen. God already knows what's going to happen in Big Brother. Her faith leads her. Her name was chosen for a reason. The outcome has already been pre-determined by God. 17 hours until POV competition!

We already know the players in the POV competition but since BB has to recap so often, let me recap once. Dustin, Jen, Kail, Daniele, Jameka, and Jessica are playing the POV and Eric was the host. The players were given black outfits and black berets to wear in the Big Brother art gallery POV competition. Each objet d'art represented a popular Big Brother slogan and they had to guess what the slogan was to win BB bucks (that would be available to be spent at two different parts of the competition).

Each competitor started with 1000 BB bucks and Dani began the competition with a bang getting the first two correct until she was knocked out in the 4th round by guessing incorrectly. After the 4th round, the remaining contestants (all but Dani) were able to spend 750 of the BB bucks for a trip for two to Barbados. Dustin snatched it right up causing raised eyebrows throughout the room (which contained everybody in the house).

Back to the game. Kail is wrong and is out. This continues until the 8th round where upon completion, they are presented with the opportunity to purchase $5000 cash with 1500 BB bucks (only Dustin and Jameka have enough to go for it). Seemed to be some thinking about it (editing can make it seem like forever) before Dustin snatched that up as well. That leaves Dustin with 1250 BB bucks, Jessica with 1000 BB bucks, Jen with 1000 BB bucks, and Jameka with 2000 BB bucks.

9th and final round is worth 2000 BB bucks and will determine the winner. Jen guesses incorrectly and the winner is Jameka who has the most BB bucks. Jameka is well aware that Jen threw the competition. The LNC gets pissed at Dustin for grabbing the prizes and Dustin (in DR) says he was selfish and got caught up in the moment. BTW, the answers to all 9 rounds were: Head of Household, memory wall, diary room, power of veto, nominee, alliance, Julie Chen, and power is up for grabs.

Cue the organ music. Hmeeka is talking with a wheeping Whamber in the BY after the POV competition about how God has things already planned for them. Here comes her "God is so gangsta" comment. Fast forward. Dick & Jen arguing in the BY by the hot tub. Dick yells at Jen about how she put all of the pressure on Jameka. Jen says her guess was stupid.

And then I (and others that I was chatting with at the time) had this weird cut to commercial. One second Dick was arguing with Jen and the next I was seeing a commercial for chicken wings. Perhaps God was telling me I needed sustenance. I think that's the way Hmeeka would have taken it anyway.

We're back now. Jen's happy about Jameka winning POV. Blah blah blah blah. Jameka knows Jen threw it. Blah blah blah blah. LNC meeting about who to put up in Jen's place. Blah blah blah blah. We know how this ends. Blah blah blah blah. POV ceremony starting. Of course Hmeeka uses it on Jen. Blah blah blah blah. Dustin nominates Nick. Nick looks shocked.

Next America's Player question for Eric is no surprise. Who do we want Eric to get evicted from the Big Brother house - Kail or Nick? You know the drill by know. Vote here!

Now I shall leave you with one of the best closing quotes from Big Brother in a long time. The following was said by Dustin in the Diary Room, "Clip it bitches! It's a game. Don't get too attached."

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