For those of you who were wondering what the hell good was that alcohol-detecting ankle strap Lindsay was wearing prior to her DUI -- it looks like it worked, but it needs to come with GPS.
The device did sound -- two hours before Lindsay's arrest -- and her lawyer, Blair Berk, was notified. Berk, like the rest of us, knows what happens when alcohol enters Lindsay's system, so she was desperately, but unsuccessfully, trying to find the starlet in those two hours.
Unfortunately, Lindsay was in custody just two hours later. Once Lindsay consumes alcohol, it doesn't take long for her to end up in trouble. Linds, that's why you can't drink, ever!
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.