Is Angelina Jolie using heroin? Ted Casablancas thinks so. [Evil Beet]
Peaches Geldof brings ennui to a whole new level. [Agent Bedhead]
Kanye West admits he's been "swimming in wack juice." But not in, like, an R. Kelly way. [Bree]
Foxy Brown dumps her boyfriend because she finds out he's an (actual) pimp. Then this dude sends a bunch of his bitches after her and they kick her ass and rip out her weave. [Bossip]
Marissa Miller reminds me that I need to call my plastic surgeon before summer's over. [Drunken Stepfather]
David Lee Roth used to pay a $100 bonus to the crew member who brought the hottest chick to his dressing room after a show. [Celebslam]
Nicole Richie loves that you all think she's pregnant. She's having way more fun with this than we are, I promise. [Ninja Dude]
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.