Paris Hilton makes a Father's Day card for her daddy. [Evil Beet]
Heh. Kristy Swanson got her ass arrested for an "altercation" with her boyfriend's ex-wife. [Glitterati]
Some unattractive man wins Britain's Got Talent. See, that sort of thing would never happen here in the U.S. We like our celebrities attractive, dammit. [Cele|bitchy]
Okay, so, at some point in 1997, my high-school boyfriend presented me with a copy of Paula Cole's This Fire. "I bought this album," he said, "but I don't want it anymore. I heard that song on the radio where she's like, 'I'll wash the dishes while you have a beer,' and I thought that was awesome, but the rest of the album isn't like that at all." Anyway, after a 7-year break, Paula Cole's back with a new album. [popbytes]
Michelle Williams takes daughter Matilda out for a stroll. [Daily Stab]
Beyonce rocks the ugliest bikini I have ever seen. [Jordan]
Oh, please tell me they're going to try to make a movie out of the Monopoly board game. [Allie Is Wired]
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.