Lindsay Lohan So Drunk She's Puking Only Two Days After DUI!

Lindsay Lohan is not an addict, you guys. She's just so drunk out of her head that she's puking, only two days after her DUI. Pics here.

Lindsay and BFF Samantha Ronson -- who was basically the cause of her DUI -- were out partying at Teddy's late Sunday night. The pictures were taken at a gas station around 4 am Monday morning. They show Lindsay looking half passed-out in the car, and then, later, puking by a trash can at the gas station.

Lindsay. This sucks. I know. Get help, please. You don't need 28 days at Wonderland or Promises or an outpatient program -- you need to get your ass to a rehab in Arizona and stay there for a few months. There's another way out of it, I promise. It doesn't have to be like this, girlie.

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