Schwarzenegger Not Planning to Pardon Paris

The Governator on Paris's plea for clemency: “I have many more important things to think about.” [Agent Bedhead]

Tyra Banks reminds the world she still looks good. [Evil Beet]

Gisele Bundchen sends the very pregnant Bridget Moynahan some gifts for the baby -- despite the fact that the daddy is Bundchen's current BF, Tom Brady. So, basically, this bitch gets to steal your man while you're pregnant and still manage to score some good PR for it. Isn't life sweet, Bridget? [Celeb Slam]

Britney decides to pull over on the side of the road, get out of the car, and change her son's diaper. She's just full of good ideas. [Cele|bitchy]

Evan Rachel Wood's a screamer, and Marilyn Manson's got the video to prove it. [Ninja Dude]

Jessica Alba. Wet t-shirt. It's white. Go. [Derek Hail]

Ben Affleck plays with his little girl. Ben Affleck was way more interesting before he got sober. [A Socialite's Life]

Huh. Turns out Paris Hilton's a Catholic. I don't think even she knew that until she was facing jail time. [Warship]

Lindsay Lohan nipple slip. Just in case you somehow didn't already know what it looked like. [cityrag]

It's Lily Allen's turn to have a nervous breakdown, dammit! [The Bosh]

Brittany Murphy is pretty adorable now that she eats and stuff. [The Grumpiest]

Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini. And lest the little bit of extra fat around the stomach dampen your interest, remember, guys, she's a lesbian. [Drunken Stepfather]

Um, even TV Guide already knows who's going to win American Idol. [GTS]

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