Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has fallen rapidly from "show us your tits" to "show us your hands," as the 34-year-old disgusting jackass was picked up at the Panama City airport this morning on a warrant seeking his arrest for criminal contempt of court. Francis was supposed to turn himself in by noon on Thurdsay, but he totally didn't, because he's a spoiled piece of crap who thinks he doesn't have to play by anyone else's rules or, you know, respect anyone else under any circumstances. Francis claims he was on his way to turn himself in this morning (albeit five days late), but airport authorities recognized him and arrested him.
Yesterday, Francis appeared on Fox News to tell Geraldo Rivera that "I'm not trying to hide at all. I'm on my way to Florida right now to turn myself in and comply with the judge's order. I would never run from justice. I would never not comply with a judge's order." However, Francis did not turn himself in on Monday, and, by that afternoon, neither he nor his lawyer could be contacted.
Francis was sentenced to jail time for contempt of court by a judge after he launched into a three-minute, profanity-laced diatribe during mediation on March 21 of this year. The mediation was an attempt to settle a suit filed in 2003 against Francis by seven underage girls who say they were victimized when Girls Gone Wild filmed them in sexual situations. Or, perhaps more accurately, the suit was filed by their fathers. Regardless, the judge felt Francis was not taking the mediation seriously -- particularly when he changed an agreed-upon settlement -- and sentenced him to jail for contempt of court.
Can you get life in jail for contempt of court? I sure hope so, because that's how long Joe Francis ought to stay far, far away from civilized people.
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.