Hey! Stop Telling the Truth About Britney!

Britney's legal team puts an end to the leaks coming out of Promises ... in the U.K. papers, at least. This is really, really great news for Us Weekly. [TMZ]

Listen to Hilary Duff's new album, Dignity, for free. Fun drinking game: take a drink whenever you're pretty sure the vitriol she's spewing is directed squarely in Nicole Richie's direction. A great distraction at work! [Bree @ Buzznet]

Hey, you know what might be a fun little side project for the gossip blogs? Making a celebrity of an out-of-control teen with famous parents, even though she does absolutely nothing but get drunk and take ridiculous pictures of herself. Oh, we're already on top of that? Fabulous. [The Blemish]

Pax on Earth, goodwill to men. [Ninja Dude]

Foxy Brown skips her court date, which warrants a warrant. [Bossip]

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