Naomi Campbell is Cleaning Your Bathrooms

Naomi Campbell begins her community service for that little cell-phone assault incident. [The Blemish]

Suri Cruise is all dressed up for St. Patrick's Day. [Evil Beet]

Stupid gloves are all the rage. [Bree @ Buzznet]

Vanessa Williams gets her star on the Walk of Fame. [popbytes]

I thought strippers were for bachelorette parties, not baby showers, but you try telling that to Spice Girl Mel B. [Cele|bitchy]

I hate that Minnie Driver looks good in a bikini. I wanted her to stay fat forever. I'm mean like that. [Drunken Stepfather]

Eva Longoria looks hot shilling for Bebe. [POTP]

Someone finally noticed the gaping hole in the search-engines-featuring-Kevin-Federline market. [Mollygood]

Joan Rivers, I worship you. [Glitterati]

And you thought Salma Hayek's breasts were large before she was pregnant. [DListed]

Uma Thurman splits from her boyfriend, hotelier Andre Balasz. I was originally going to make some joke here centering around the fact that he's kind of a no-name, but then I tried to remember the last time I'd heard anything about Ethan Hawke. [Monica Monroe]

Mandy Moore soothes her post-DJ AM nerves with a Vanity Fair photo spread. [Egostastic]



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