I'll be honest with you: I stopped following this Anna Nicole thing about a week ago. I'm peripherally aware that the forces of Birkhead, Stern and Arthur have continued to catfight in courtrooms across the nation, but once we lost Judge Seidlin, I lost interest. He was the most entertaining thing about this story for a while. But I'm happy to report that, three weeks after her death, these crazy kids have opted to bury their "beloved" friend/client/daughter/paycheck/lover/kinda-sorta-wife in the Bahamas, with her son, which it has always been painfully clear were her wishes.
Anna will be buried tomorrow in a Pol Atteu custom-made gown, with an "over the top" memorial service. The guest list will be closely guarded: Birkhead, Arthur and Stern were each allowed to invite 100 people and no more. The memorial service will also include singing by a well known performer whose name no one will disclose (Kellie Pickler? Fingers crossed.), and will most likely be closed-casket, because, you know, this woman's been decomposing rapidly since sometime in 1998.
And for those of you who are thrilled that this is finally over, remember, we've got a long and arduous paternity fight still ahead of us.
Farewell to you, Vickie Hogan, and may you rest in peace.
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Playboy playmate, model, actress, spokesperson, mother,and media favorite.