Memo to Pam Anderson: asking Heidi Fleiss to be your matchmaker is like ... well ... asking Kid Rock to be your husband. [A Socialite's Life]
Fantasia is looking a little hot and bothered. [IBBB]
If you are currently running a major Britney-focused fansite, and you'd like to expand your Internet empire to cover the whole celeb gossip kingdom, now would really be the perfect time to shut down your Britney site, blame it on Britney's loss of "identity and credibility," and let gossip bloggers worldwide write about it, creating priceless hype for the project you hope to launch in the new year. Oh, someone already thought to do that? Damn. [The Blemish, World of Britney]
Seventy percent of Victoria Beckham's weight is nipples. That's nearly 35 pounds of nipples! [Agent Bedhead]
Lindsay Lohan doesn't have to be wasted to grind a stripper pole. [Evil Beet]
Hey, Meg Ryan, your breasts are kind of like your career: they're not just going to hold themselves up forever. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.