Madonna's "Adoption" May Be More Like "Human Trafficking"

Apparently Madonna isn't adopting an African child so much as she's kinda stealing one. Rule-bending in exchange for cash? In Malawi? [I'm Bringing Blogging Back]

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are going to hook up. On camera. I'm serious this time. [Pop on the Pop]

And the first interview with Michael Jackson since he left the U.S. in June 2005 goes to ... Billy Bush? [Access Hollywood]

After her riveting turn making a whore of Christian Troy (like that's hard) on Nip/Tuck, Rosie O'Donnell may get her own spin-off. [NY Post]

Gawker really, really misses Jessica Coen. [Evil Beet]

An imagined conversation between Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. [Go Fug Yourself]

Today in cost-cutting: Moviefone conducts its Ashton Kutcher interview via IM. [Moviefone]

PR folks everywhere continue to realize that banning Paris Hilton from your event is a surefire way to score some publicity. I'm totally okay with that, Esquire Show House in Los Angeles. [Hollyscoop]

ScoJo signs a deal to record her first album. The working title is Scarlett Sings Tom Waits, but they're thinking of changing it to Hipster Masturbation 3000. [Junkiness]



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