Madonna, your order has shipped. [Hollyscoop]
Bruce Willis receives a star on Hollywood Blvd., while photogs scramble to take pictures of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, who still, on occasion, make movies that open in theaters. [Celebrity Puke]
Mary-Kate Olsen's new man is Maxwell Snow, an American oil heir who is hard at work putting every drop of his family's product in his hair. [MollyGood]
James Blunt forgets his face looks like that, cheats on supermodel Petra Nemcova. [Tabloid Whore]
Ironically, it took rumors of a scandalous Vaughniston breakup to get either of them to admit they were together in the first place. [E! Online]
The Evil Beet
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.