- Eminem's trying to work out the details of his divorce from Kim Mathers. Again.
- Scarlett Johansson loves being curvy, and she doesn't want to change a thing about herself. Which is totally fine, but it would be nice if she could change the character she plays every once in awhile.
- Teri Hatcher has very expensive THO. According to the Desperate Housewives star, during the show's first season, the producers spent thousands of dollars digitally erasing her nipples. For the love of Pete, will someone please run her picture this week? Next thing you know, she'll be running to the press with some story about how she was sexually molested as a child. What's that? Oh.
- "The One Where Joey Represents Himself in Divorce Proceedings with His Estranged Wife"
- Wait, what? Drugs might be involved in the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son? Surely you jest.
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