Afternoon Delight: Hi My Name is Paris and I Am Retarded

  • NBC sticks its decrepit little toe into the raging sea of viral marketing with Defaker, a blog about Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, intending to garner attention with its similarities to Defamer, an entertaining and insightful L.A. gossip blog. And it's pretty much a dead ringer, except for the entertaining and insightful parts.
  • Nirvana's Nevermind came out fifteen years ago. Yeah. You're that old.
  • Paris Hilton can't remember how she knew who broke into Joe Francis's house and forced the Girls Gone Wild producer to sodomize himself. It was two years ago. She's "not like that smart."
  • Are George Clooney and Renee Zellweger rekindling their spark?

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