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21 Justin Bieber Photos To Help Soothe Your Purpose Tour FOMO

You should go. And love yourself.

His name is Justin Bieber, prince of the just-launched Purpose tour. Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair.

That's right. The media apology tour Bieber embarked on in 2015 -- the same one that spawned what's potentially his best album, Purpose -- has now bloomed into a seven-month, continent-spanning world tour, which kicked off in Seattle, Washington on Wednesday night (March 9).

There's plenty of time left to snatch tickets (if there are any left) to see Little Lord Bieber on the Purpose tour, which plows on until November. And the verdict is still out on whether or not Biebs has the celeb connex (he does) to make it as consistently buzzed about as Taylor Swift's gargantuan 1989 tour.

But we can dream. Here's a roundup of the best moments from the tour's first show -- as far as we can tell from the photos.

  1. There's a spectral dance sequence where Biebs zigzags his body in weird, hypnotizing ways.
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  2. He takes his style cues from the Jedi.
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    At least for a bit.

  3. He jumps high.
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  4. And gets in real face time with the fans.
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  5. Justin flexes at least once (but likely closer to 14 times).
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  6. His wild coleslaw hair is a key component to his onstage foreplay.
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  7. He sits behind the kit to shred the skins like a pro.
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  8. He dresses like an angsty teen in 1998.
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  9. And reps his own tour merch.
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    Which bears more than a passing resemblance to the Yeezus tour swag.

  10. He tries to keep us at arm's length.
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    But he can't keep away our hearts.

  11. And he asks us to be loud so he can hear us all the way on stage.
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  12. Sometimes he's confused why his hair looks like that.
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    "Like that" = like a professional wrestler's when it dries halfway through a match and gets all frizzy.

  13. But other times he's confident because he's got the ladies with him.
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  14. It rains, and he gets wet.
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  15. So naturally he has to take his shirt off.
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  16. And then run away, maybe into your arms, or maybe mine, but definitely someone's.
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    Or, like, metaphorical arms.

  17. He keeps his Christian faith first.
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  18. And keeps it singer-songwriter-y on the piano.
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    Remember that fire "Let It Be" cover he did last year?

  19. He remains in a glass case of emotion, at least for a little while.
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  20. And when he strips down, he keeps it the realest.
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    JK, this is from 2007. It's the first available photo for Justin available on Getty Images. They grow up so fast, man.

  21. The absolute realest.
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    He'll never let us forget his roots.