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Missed The Oscars? Here's The Whole Show -- In 70 Seconds

To help you pretend you watched.

Awards shows can be exhausting affairs. Even for us viewers.

Between all the trophy presentations, all the performances and all the commercials, the ceremonies can drag on for more than three hours.

If, for this reason or any other, you didn't watch last night's Oscars, but you also don't want to feel left out today when everyone's talking about Chris Rock's monologue or the upset win for Spotlight or Leonardo Dicaprio's win or Lady Gaga's powerful performance or Chrissy Teigen's face, fear not: We've got you covered, with this 70-second Oscars recap.

It's like SparkNotes for awards show season.