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Some Dude Legally Changed His Name To Bacon Double Cheeseburger

A name to relish. (Sorry.)

A man legally changed his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger. What a time to be alive!

The North London Resident Formerly Known As Simon Smith changed his name to the food item known for its two juicy all-beef patties topped with thick slices of cheddar and salty strips of sizzling bacon.

It is important to know that Mr. Bacon Double Cheeseburger (?) holds a position as a gas consultant in England, a job that requires he frequently interact with his colleagues. He says he signs all of his emails "BD Cheeseburger."

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What he looks like, probably.

“It was the culmination of probably too many drinks in the pub where there was a conversation about names," Mr. Cheeseburger (I cannot even) told the Evening Standard in an interview. "Bacon Double Cheeseburger was pretty much the first thing that came up. Everyone loves bacon, don’t they?"

Mr. Cheeseburger is also engaged (SRSLY WUT) -- and if you're wondering what the future Mrs. Isabella Cheeseburger thinks about the name, well, she isn't thrilled. "My fiancée is fairly reluctant about marrying a Cheeseburger," Bacon said.

She must not be very hungry then. ?

Read the full interview with Mr. Cheeseburger (whose name makes me SMH every time I type it) at the Evening Standard.