Catfish Cackles: Relive Dejay's Most Humorous Quotes

'Bitch, you're cut off' was just one of his many gems.

Catfish criminals -- and those who have asked Nev and Max for some help -- have been known to supply some classic lines throughout the series' MTV run ("fat-ass Kelly Price" and "I'm the King of Catfishes" deserve an honorable mention). And during tonight's Season 5 premiere episode, the audience was treated to a handful of gems courtesy of victim No. 1 (yep, we had TWO in this historic installment featuring a TRIO!) Dejay. Right out of the gate, let's quote four words courtesy of the St. Louis native: "Bitch, you're cut off."

The 24-year-old, who had been in a seven-year relationship with Josiah only to learn that another man was also with his supposed beau, endured a whole slew of emotions when he finally learned the truth about his long-term romance with the man he called his "first love." And even though Dejay and Josiah's status was sort of unclear during the catch-up with the cyber sleuths (they did meet up after filming wrapped), one thing is for certain: Dejay sure knew how to come up with the perfect (and humorous) phrase in the somewhat-stressful situation.

Take a look at his best moments, share your faves in the comments and be sure to catch a brand-new episode of Catfish on Wednesday at 10/9c!

  • Well, we've heard this one before.
  • Nope, not a video game all right.
  • Learning something you weren't quite expecting...
  • A completely valid question when you feel as if you have been deceived.
  • Paging Anna Wintour to get confirmation of the number of mags.
  • It's official: Dejay has HAD ENOUGH.
  • Obviously NOT Dejay, but this one was too good to be excluded.